Sock Prophets Inc.

Where our motto is: "A Toe in the Water, a Sock in the Drawer."

Socks for the Soul, Footwear for the Faithful, Sock Puppets of the Apocalypse

Prophets of Sock's 3 Core Principles:

• 1. A Sock in every hand is a hand in the heavens.
• 2. The foot shall be the foundation upon which the soul stands.
• 3. Thou shalt not wear socks that are one day old.